Dirty Limericks!

[Evil Chris]

All right it's almost St-Patrick's Day... and I figured why not post a few dirty limericks to mark the occasion?

I don't care if you've Googled them or know them by heart... just share them here! The dirtier the better!

Here's one....

There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too!