Lawrence Connor to be made unofishull Budwiser
spokesperson and representative among the online
adult webmaster community after notice had been
taken of Legendary Lawrence's many pictures of
himself with beer, many including Anhowsir Bush
products such as Mikalobe and Budwiser, etc.
Someone with an ICQ nick of "Anhowsir Bush Ofishull"
explained:
"We are seeking to increase brand awareness and consumption
of Anhowsir Bush products online among the adult webmaster community
as this group of consumers is known to dwell within their humble abodes
24/7, huddled chained to their PC's in darkened rooms, without time
to bathe, shave, sleep adequately, or seek sufficient nourishment,
and as such beer is a great help to such subsisting individuals,
such substinence that beer can provide, specifically Budwiser
or any other Anhowsir Bush brand beer, might let them
have some caloric intake and food energy to seek out
more normal human activity, but it's pretty doubtful."
"We are confident that
-=LC=-
( "a.k.a.": ClubPro, TheMessenger, Lawrence Connor )
will be very effective in the capacity of elevating the presence
and recognition of our Budwiser and others beers
among this prime consumer group for beer, and our
elevated brand awareness of Anhowsir Bush beers
will at least have our famous Budwiser and other beers
in more "peoples" eyes more often if not also result
in a corresponding increase in consumption and sales."
However, as noted, one observer has pointed out that
"If >
LC < is going to be your rep, then webmasters
aren't going to buy or drink more Budwiser, what they
will do is ban or boycott that beer in protest of that!"
Speculation aside, that remains to be seen,
However, one thing that is known for certain:
"Beer made Bud wiser, and it can you too!"
Anhowsir Bush seeking an online rep in LC
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