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10-13-2004, 08:58 PM
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Funbrunette
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So I rented this porn movie...
And damn was it hot! But I have one major complaint! WHY DO THE SCENES HAVE TO GO ON 4EVER!!!! I'm like, ok want to see new people....lol Am I the only one to feel this way?
*For the record I've never watched a porno movie before and I only had sex after I was married (and only once To make a baby)!
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10-13-2004, 11:15 PM
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Don Soporno
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yea once I see how they look doing somehtiung then its either time to move to a different position or different scene altogether
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10-13-2004, 11:22 PM
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Panky
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I always got bored with some of the scenes as well. Maybe it's the cheesy music. I always liked how they perform oral sex on a woman for like maybe two minutes and she apparently has a major orgasm, but then they will perform oral sex on a guy for like an hour. LOL!
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10-14-2004, 12:13 AM
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Torn Rose
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lol, I'm to the point I can't watch a porn unless I know the people in the movie or I am the one in the movie or made the movie.
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10-14-2004, 05:04 AM
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monaro
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I wish I was making a baby right now!
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10-14-2004, 05:13 AM
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Zappu
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Quote:
WHY DO THE SCENES HAVE TO GO ON 4EVER!!!!
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Because it's to expensive to get two more scenes on the DVD
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10-14-2004, 05:28 AM
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XXXPhoto
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Because watching them go at it using Fast Forward is so much fun... Reverse is a hoot as well!
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10-14-2004, 08:37 AM
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Funbrunette
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Quote:
Originally posted by Panky
I always liked how they perform oral sex on a woman for like maybe two minutes and she apparently has a major orgasm, but then they will perform oral sex on a guy for like an hour. LOL!
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That's SOOOOOOO true....lol
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10-15-2004, 01:08 AM
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Feynman
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Originally posted by XXXPhoto
Because watching them go at it using Fast Forward is so much fun... Reverse is a hoot as well!
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Yup ! It even satisfy the fetish of cum-hating women un-soiling themselves from all this yucky sperm. They watch facials at reverse high speed !
They can even fantasize "HA, vile male, let me give you a bad case of blue balls, I'm gonna reload you ! HA ! "
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10-15-2004, 07:24 PM
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Ounique
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Quote:
Originally posted by Feynman
They can even fantasize "HA, vile male, let me give you a bad case of blue balls, I'm gonna reload you ! HA ! "
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Okay, that was perhaps one of the strangest things I've ever seen posted on a message board. Feynman, I applaud you.
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10-15-2004, 07:26 PM
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Ounique
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You know, Funbrunette, I actually opened this thread in fear that you were going to say that you rented a porn and saw ME in it!!! LOL!!!
Yes, I was an extra in the softcore historical epic, Gladiator Eroticvs.
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10-16-2004, 02:13 AM
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chilihost
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And where can I get a copy of Gladiator Erotic ???
Funbrunette, its good that you are not jaded to porn...it IS a good sign!
cheers,
Luke
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10-16-2004, 04:15 AM
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monaro
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Originally posted by Ounique
You know, Funbrunette, I actually opened this thread in fear that you were going to say that you rented a porn and saw ME in it!!! LOL!!!
Yes, I was an extra in the softcore historical epic, Gladiator Eroticvs.
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G'day Don, Did you star in a porno? Which ones?
I'll have to go rent some to find you now!
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10-16-2004, 09:32 PM
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the New Shemp
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no scene should last for more than 7 minutes...
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10-16-2004, 09:44 PM
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thruma
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Quote:
Originally posted by monaro
I wish I was making a baby right now!
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lol
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10-17-2004, 04:07 AM
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Vid Vicious
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eww you watch porn ?
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10-18-2004, 02:03 PM
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Ounique
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Quote:
Originally posted by chilihost
And where can I get a copy of Gladiator Erotic ???
cheers,
Luke
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Click Here for more info on that movie and the other fine films of this company. I think you need to scroll down towards the bottom. You can find the DVD on many of your usual online DVD companies, just do a web search. And no, monaro, I'm not the star. I'm only in a few scenes, but it's pretty funny. I also did the score for several of the movies you'll see on that page. Vampire Obsession, PLEASURES OF A WOMAN, SIN SISTERS, and if you buy DR JEKYLL & MISTRESS HYDE you'll get a bonus soundtrack CD of my music.
File this under "things I didn't know about Don" LOL!!!
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