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Old 12-05-2004, 10:46 PM   #1
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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
> > >>>

remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:07 PM   #2
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hahahaha, some of this rings so true for me!
I learned chocolate is the easiest way to gain forgiveness when relating tot he wife!
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:11 PM   #3
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yeah chocolate has been my best friend for a numberof years
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Old 12-06-2004, 11:22 PM   #4
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mmm Oceania covered in chocolate *drools*
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Old 12-07-2004, 02:28 AM   #5
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Chocolate makes everything all better.
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Chocolate is the way to my heart!
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:07 AM   #7
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chocolates takes away depression...& that's so true to me
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