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Old 11-11-2005, 05:28 PM   #1
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Farmer orderd a MILKING MACHINE. Tried on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but cant rmove it. So he reads the manual & faints. It said "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2GALLONS"


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Old 11-11-2005, 07:50 PM   #2
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Wow
1 fluid ounce would equal 2 tablespoons
128 fluid ounces would equal 1 gallon.

I think he would be really dry after the first month, then again he might just pour ice water over his doughnut holder
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Old 11-12-2005, 04:39 PM   #3
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WTF !!!! LOL im imagining that 2 gallons
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Old 11-14-2005, 03:08 AM   #4
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I feel sorry for him.



Hahahahahaha
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Old 11-14-2005, 06:38 AM   #5
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Hahaha!

I like that.
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Old 11-14-2005, 07:03 AM   #6
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hahahahaha... good one dax!

funny!
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Old 11-14-2005, 12:38 PM   #7
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thanks Stacey....
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:18 PM   #8
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Hahahahahahahaha, oh no! That's funny!
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Old 11-14-2005, 05:21 PM   #9
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hi mindy....how are you?
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Old 11-14-2005, 08:37 PM   #10
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what a total loser?!
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