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Old 12-22-2002, 10:52 PM   #1
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Default Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
the whole damn family was drunk as a louse.

Grandpa and Grandma were singin' a song,
and the kid was in bed flogging his dong.

Ma home from the cathouse,
and I out of jail,
had just settled down for a good piece of tail.

When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
I jumped off of Ma to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I made a mad dash,
Threw open the window and fell out on my ass.
And what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
but a rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer.

With a little old driver holding his prick,
I knew in a moment that bastard was Nick.

Slower than snails his chargers they came,
He bitched and he swore as he called them by name.
"Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls.
Quick now, damn it or I'll cut off your balls!"

Then up on the roof he stumbled and fell,
and came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.

He staggered and stumbled and went to the door,
He tripped on his cock and fell to the floor.
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
"Piss on you all! It's a hell of a night!"

Merry Christmas!



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