Ooops. I need a new XNATIONS shirt

[gunner]

PREFACE: Over the years I've had my nose busted a few times, so now, besides looking fucked it, my nose also doesn't work right. It causes me to snore really loud and to sneeze through my mouth. It's fucked up.


Ok, so I'm on the flight to Desert Forum last week and the stewardess comes by with the snacks. In the box there are a few oreo cookies, so I chow down. Then all of a sudden, I get the sudden urge to sneeze. I turn my head and cover my mouth, but this monster sneeze sprays the black oreo cookies I'd been eating all over my XNATIONS T-SHIRT. I run to the bathroom and try to scrub it out, but the little tissues are just falling apart. So I return to my seat, my sleeve soaked in water, still stained with Oreo juice, and little pieces of tissue paper. I had to wait to get off the plane and get my baggage before I could change my shirt.


Just thought I'd share.
(You all now see why I generally travel alone)