High Tech Outlaws
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
		High Tech Outlaws 
 
 
 
Son of SIMM: His random acts of murder (RAM) are some of the most shocking in recent memory. Hates his motherboard.  
 
Billy the CAD: Fastest drawing program in the West.  
 
Pretty eBay Floyd: Modern-day Robin Hood auctions faux antiques to the rich and donates the spoils to failing dot-coms.  
 
Bugsy C++-gul: A good coder gone bad.  
 
Ted Bondi Blue: Set out to write a virus to attack Power Macs and iMacs but switched to PCs when he discovered VBScript.  
 
James URL Ray: Assassinated the leader of the 32-bit color coalition.  
 
Hack the Ripper: Brutally rips MP3s and burns them to CDs. Displays total disregard for copyright laws.  
 
SCSI Borden: Gave her mother 40 Macs.  
 
John Dellinger: Escaped from prison brandishing a Latitude carved from soap.  
 
John WAN Gacy: Your child's worst nightmare: A network administrator, a basement, and a clown suit. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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