So how should this ad be worded??

Greetings crazy blonde mane in Vancouver.

Here is my input of selective words to meet your request;
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SLAVE WANTED!
City of Vancouver is the home of the fast developing Lelahosting.

Lelahosting's focus is to provide excellence in web hosting
with outstanding potential to fulfil the clients desire.

Skills and Knowledge Required:
- Design skills with creativity and innovation.
- High level of tolerance to the occasional waxing.
- Highly developed oral skills.
- Dominated and controlled by sessions of whipping.
- Proficient in Thumbnail Gallery Submitting.

Application Forms available from lelahosting.com

Selection Criteria MUST be addressed.
Applications close 2nd December 2005.
Position commences 1st January 2006.




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Right that will cost you four(4) smacks from my large studded rubber paddle.


Have a great day