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02-01-2007, 01:27 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Insults
Post your favorite insult or funny ones you like!
I heard this on Dodgeball that cracked me up:
"You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lolipop"
LOL
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02-01-2007, 01:49 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
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fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-01-2007, 03:44 PM
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12clicks
should edit this
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Cyn's so full of herself she thinks she poops icecream
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-01-2007, 05:26 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
Cyn's so full of herself she thinks she poops icecream
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Eeewwww 
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02-01-2007, 05:55 PM
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SmokingDawn
should edit this
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"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg" lol
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02-01-2007, 09:28 PM
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12clicks
should edit this
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"when you get to your real job tomorrow morning tape this post above the fry-0-lator so you remember what I said."
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-02-2007, 10:13 AM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
Cyn's so full of herself she thinks she poops icecream
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I'm sorry, I saw this and couldn't resist..
Baahahahaha  LOL
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02-02-2007, 01:47 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say "Huh?"
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02-02-2007, 03:26 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
world!
CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!
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When someone gives me an opinion I didn't ask for I often reply "Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one!"  |
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02-02-2007, 03:54 PM
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dyonisus
is Supreme Soul Rider
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I am not really good at insults... at least not witty ones, some of thise are good!
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02-03-2007, 08:54 AM
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glad2beme
should edit this
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me neither ... maybe i could use these to defend myself, hehe ..
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