Paris Hilton Out of Jail

[student4ever]

Originally Posted by Quagmire

Wow, they ran out of people to bang her in jail that quickly?

no, turns out nobody would actually touch her... in reality, it only took the guards 3 days to be driven out of their minds by her constant 'look at me' attitude. After that, they petitioned the court to get her the hell out of there or they would all put in for reassignment to a location more tolerable, like some maximum security, high risk facility...


40 days of home confinement... that will teach her! I'm sure she will learn a lesson from that.

[Quagmire]

Originally Posted by student4ever

40 days of home confinement... that will teach her! I'm sure she will learn a lesson from that.

The sad thing about this, is we all know it would instantly turn in to a reality series. I wish someone would teach her how to read a clock so she would realize her 15 minutes of fame are up.