You know what pisses me off?

[TheLegacy]

Remember when my ex left me for a guy many years back. I was pissed obviously but decided to let karma deal with the situation. It took me several years to track her down on advice of a lawyer. We met to sign the divorce papers with her new guy who was arrogant, boastful and had no job.

So into the lawyers office we went with their brand new baby twin boys (who btw he again boasted was because of his manliness stating I couldnt get her pregnant but he could)

When he went to the washroom she whispered to me that she missed me and regretted leaving. When he returned he went to the divorce papers that had just been handed to us, and while we were waiting to go into the judge and have them signed he suddenly said, "wait, your name is Robert James Warren?"

I looked up over my glasses and calmly said "yes"

he replied while pointing at his two twin baby boys, "this one boy is Robert and the other one is James!!!" Apparently she decided to name the twin boys after me.

I rest my case - no need to get pissed at anyone - Karma has a wonderful way of balancing life out.