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			09-13-2002, 06:05 PM
			
							
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				Why is it...........??
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
		Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have. 
 
 
Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors? 
 
 
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			09-13-2002, 06:07 PM
			
							
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Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have. 
 
 
Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors? 
 
 
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 Because when they get robbed ...which happens often....they can stop anyone from going in until the cops get there    
IF you have a car that can drive at the speed of light , and you turn on the headlights...would you be able to see the headlights???  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			09-13-2002, 06:09 PM
			
							
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		If a tree falls in the forest.... 
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			09-13-2002, 06:10 PM
			
							
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		What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?   
  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-13-2002, 06:11 PM
			
							
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		How about, Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			09-13-2002, 06:16 PM
			
							
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			09-13-2002, 06:19 PM
			
							
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		Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-13-2002, 06:30 PM
			
							
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			09-13-2002, 06:37 PM
			
							
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		Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?  
Aren't all generalizations false?  
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?  
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?  
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?  
Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?  
Did Adam and Eve have navels?  
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?  
Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special  
Olympics?  
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?  
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?  
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?  
How can there be self-help groups?  
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?  
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?  
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?  
If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?  
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?  
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?  
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?  
If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?  
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman?  
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?  
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?  
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?  
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?  
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			09-15-2002, 12:29 PM
			
							
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