I have since decided to pull the ace out of the hat  - God created man and woman including the act of sex. Realizing this I have talked to my lawyers and now have become a child of God in order to have rights to claim patent on the "Money Shot" thereby requesting a $1.00 fee per ounce. 
Anyone else out there who is now a firm church goer?? 
Can I get an Amen?? 
http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php 
Acacia you are the first on my target list since you have infringed on my patent by jerking everyone around - please submit appropriate fund to my PayPal account which will be dispursed to this boards believers.
