A very drunk, very high stripper sat on the arm of the chair I was sitting in and leaned over so she was nearly on top of me and proceeded to whisper loudly in my ear, a very detailed story about how another stripper (also at the same party) had tried to "steal" her boyfriend from her.... and how she had beat the shit out of the stripper and if I looked really close I would be able to see all the makeup said stripper was wearing to cover up all the bruises she had caused from the catfight.
She told me should care less about all the guys she was hanging all over at the show.. she said they were just all a part of her plan to becoming independently wealthy and that for her sex was just a way to get what she wanted.
I wanted to say "Oh, really? could've fooled me..."
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