Try this, it will freak you out.

[venturi]

Originally posted by Don Soporno
Its not Chris's fault your getting old venturi. Tell ya what, pop a couple geritol, wash it down with some ensure, strap on a diaper and just enjoy the good life, thats what I plan on doing.....;-)

You know Im fuckin with you bro...

semper fi

LMAO! Tell me about it - the big FOUR-OH coming up here in a couple months. Gonna have to start pre-ordering replacement parts before long...