Who can talk dirty to me in French?

[Rochard]

Many years ago I worked in this cafe and we had this Mexican kid we called Chico work for us. There was this one girl who was super model stunning, and she also spoke spanish. So I asked Chico there how to say "you look beautiful today" in Spanish.

That little fucker.

So I said it to her in Spanish and she replied "Thank you Richard, you look like shit today too".

When Fun Brunette calls me late at night for some hot steamy phone sex and she speaks dirty to me in french.... She might be telling me that she needs to do laundry for all I know, but it still sounds fucking hot.