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04-10-2003, 09:05 AM
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gunner
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your head in my bag
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Ooops. I need a new XNATIONS shirt
PREFACE: Over the years I've had my nose busted a few times, so now, besides looking fucked it, my nose also doesn't work right. It causes me to snore really loud and to sneeze through my mouth. It's fucked up.
Ok, so I'm on the flight to Desert Forum last week and the stewardess comes by with the snacks. In the box there are a few oreo cookies, so I chow down. Then all of a sudden, I get the sudden urge to sneeze. I turn my head and cover my mouth, but this monster sneeze sprays the black oreo cookies I'd been eating all over my XNATIONS T-SHIRT. I run to the bathroom and try to scrub it out, but the little tissues are just falling apart. So I return to my seat, my sleeve soaked in water, still stained with Oreo juice, and little pieces of tissue paper. I had to wait to get off the plane and get my baggage before I could change my shirt.
Just thought I'd share.
(You all now see why I generally travel alone)
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04-10-2003, 09:34 AM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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You have a PREFACE, and a story... but where's the MORAL? 
And pics.... we need pics... LOL |
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04-10-2003, 10:44 AM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
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CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!
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Yes, I agree! We want to see pics!  Hit me up on ICQ hun...I'll see what I can do for you!  |
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04-10-2003, 11:29 AM
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LaurieX
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Hahaha Gunner that is very funny. I would have loved to have seen that.
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04-10-2003, 12:49 PM
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Vid Vicious
is makin porn
Porn lifer
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Washing said shirt is not an option?
Are you like me ? I'd rather go shopping then do laundry or Iron ..that's way I have one closet full of shirts unironed and only worn once .. LOL
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04-10-2003, 01:33 PM
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Ounique
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Content, Fetish and Fun
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gunner,
That was the most repulsive story I've ever heard!
You is my kind of peoples.  |
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04-10-2003, 01:51 PM
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mailman
is hotdoggin
Medium Pimping
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
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i still got mine... by my gf weres it all the time....  |
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04-10-2003, 02:08 PM
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PaulSweet
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Thats a story! |
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04-10-2003, 04:27 PM
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emmanuelle
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Personally I would have loved to be there when Gunner removed his shirt to wash it!
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04-11-2003, 12:37 AM
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gunner
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your head in my bag
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Quote:
Originally posted by emmanuelle
Personally I would have loved to be there when Gunner removed his shirt to wash it!
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sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)
me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm |
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04-11-2003, 12:42 AM
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Katlicious
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu um! That's my new Wallpaper for work. If the boss has a problem with it, he can kiss my arse. LOL.
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04-11-2003, 04:29 AM
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AdultInsiderJen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Katlicious
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu um!
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My thoughts exactly!!!
He is Hot STUFF!
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04-11-2003, 07:29 AM
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Panky
is the Queen of Mean
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WOW!  Thank you for sharing the shirtless pic and not the Oreo snotted XNations shirt.
Panky
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04-11-2003, 11:50 AM
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LaurieX
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Not only is he hot stuff ladies but he is the nicest guy ever! very cool and smart and boy can he sing Frank Sinatra songs 
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04-11-2003, 12:04 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
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 Yum! yum! |
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04-11-2003, 02:58 PM
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gunner
should edit this
your head in my bag
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Quote:
Originally posted by LaurieX
Not only is he hot stuff ladies but he is the nicest guy ever! very cool and smart and boy can he sing Frank Sinatra songs
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 thanks guys!
Laurie, Poppy, Barry, Hazel, Uncle D and Me had the BEST steak and lobster at a resteraunt called Harris' in Phoenix. 3 bottles of Mondavi Fume Blanc... Amo il vino!
Fly me to the moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars |
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04-11-2003, 05:54 PM
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LaurieX
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LOL That was THE best dinner. keep singin 
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04-11-2003, 10:38 PM
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Kris
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funny story gunner! didn't know you were into frank. one of these days i'll have to tell the story of the night in chicago!!
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04-11-2003, 11:59 PM
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Carrie
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Citizen X
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Hubby and I were looking at that picture last night on FUBAR and said "Damn!!" (yes, both of us!)
Are you sure you're a webmaster? We have a rule, ya know - wide butts, weak muscles, extremely pale skin required... |
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04-12-2003, 12:13 AM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
world!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie
Hubby and I were looking at that picture last night on FUBAR and said "Damn!!" (yes, both of us!)
Are you sure you're a webmaster? We have a rule, ya know - wide butts, weak muscles, extremely pale skin required...
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No way! There's quite a few hotties out there! Evil-Chris is pretty hot too!  (Haaaaaaaaa! I'm so cheesy!) |
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04-12-2003, 12:31 AM
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emmanuelle
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mmmmm thanks Gunner!
You & Uncle D were the best scenery in Vegas. Are you coming up for the Toronto show or Montreal?
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04-12-2003, 03:31 PM
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Short Irish Guy
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That story is an instant classic |
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04-13-2003, 09:54 PM
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gunner
should edit this
your head in my bag
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Quote:
Originally posted by emmanuelle
mmmmm thanks Gunner!
You & Uncle D were the best scenery in Vegas. Are you coming up for the Toronto show or Montreal?
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I'll be in TO and Montreal! hope ta see ya there
but NO OREOES on the plane this time. |
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04-13-2003, 10:05 PM
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Short Irish Guy
should edit this
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Anyone around Houston? |
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04-14-2003, 07:15 AM
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Pidgin
should edit this
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OMG - I tried to picture it in my mind - and it "looked" horrible |
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04-14-2003, 01:36 PM
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gunner
should edit this
your head in my bag
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kris
funny story gunner! didn't know you were into frank. one of these days i'll have to tell the story of the night in chicago!!
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man, you actually remember that night? fuck.
I just remember.... ahhh, I'll let you tell it.  |
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04-14-2003, 03:16 PM
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StuartD
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jeeze Gunner, you make me ashamed to be an adult webmaster. We're trying to uphold an image here... a stereotype.
How are people going to picture all us guys having no hair and being fat and lazy with you posting pics like that? 
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04-15-2003, 11:22 AM
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LadySharlot
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xcitable
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OMG--You guys are actually FALLING for that lame-assed story about the "oreos"??!! Sheesh.... Yes, he can be quite creative, but I think it's a pile of woven words in order to snag another such shirt! LOL
Hmm...let's see...*I* need another shirt too, 'cause once...at band camp...a big bear came up and...well...nevermind. LOL
Oh--and I've got a LOT more incriminating images of Gunner than the one he posted... Hehehehehhehe
Lubya Hon! Mwhahahahhaha
Lady Sharlot :-) |
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04-15-2003, 11:27 AM
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Short Irish Guy
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Funny - I thought you were using the shirt as a jizz mop |
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04-15-2003, 11:59 AM
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Ounique
should edit this
Content, Fetish and Fun
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Quote:
Originally posted by Short Irish Guy
Funny - I thought you were using the shirt as a jizz mop
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OMG, wouldn't Jizz Mop be the best name for a band!!!
Hmmm, I really need to get out more.  |
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