I'll have a quickie!

axedbydax · 11-30-2005, 04:11 PM

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "You ready to order?"

Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.

"Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."

She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"

FeTiShLaDy · 11-30-2005, 05:01 PM

hahaha...good one!

jade12 · 11-30-2005, 06:24 PM

lol that's an oldie but good one ;o))

TheLegacy · 12-01-2005, 12:04 PM

sweet. love that one

HotMovies_Jason · 12-01-2005, 01:27 PM

I just read the same joke somewhere else with a slight variation - instead of clinton/gore it was bush/cheyney

the sad thing is it works well in either case since clinton was such a womanizer and dubya is such a dolt...

Funbrunette · 12-01-2005, 02:56 PM

ROFL!!!!!!

Turf · 12-02-2005, 12:54 AM

He surely needs that Quickie..

Clinton jokes rocksss!

war_ner · 12-02-2005, 04:05 AM

What a fucking Perv!!