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Old 02-22-2004, 02:38 PM   #1
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I would have to say tappin it doggystyle
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Old 02-22-2004, 05:12 PM   #2
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I usually toss off to amateur porn flicks
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:54 PM   #3
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I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:56 PM   #4
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Wow, that is some pretty creative wanking
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:18 AM   #5
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I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

WOW...I had always heard if you are a virgin and you jerked off with fried bologna you werent a virgin anymore...anyone ever tested this theory??
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:00 PM   #6
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I am also a big fan of the reverse cowgirl....Depending on how nice of an ass she has...
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Old 02-24-2004, 03:36 AM   #7
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I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.
I've heard of lukewarm liver packed in a large glass, but I've never tried it myself...

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Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).

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Old 02-26-2004, 06:15 AM   #9
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Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).

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try a baby turtle
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Old 02-26-2004, 09:28 AM   #10
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Black Dog, you're one sick PUPPY! And I love ya for it!!!

My favourite way?? With company . . . after that, I'm not too picky, as long as it feels goooooooooooood!
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Old 02-26-2004, 10:05 AM   #11
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Same as every other warm blooded Canadian male

oven mitts - spatchula - KY Jelly and a Shop Vac while listening to the Ron Stewart show

geez guys
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Old 02-26-2004, 03:35 PM   #12
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You are all in need of professional help

And NO.....I am not a provider of such services
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professional mental or professional sexual
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Old 02-26-2004, 09:32 PM   #14
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well, i loooove to masturbate!! shit i cant help myself. yesterday i did it 5 times, not in a row tho. but lol all i use is my poket rocket and a finger, just a lil bit tho. not really into stinkin shit up in there right now. i did see a dildo designed for first timers that looked like something i could handle. and i get lots of porn in my email so thats about all i do to get off.


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Old 02-26-2004, 10:06 PM   #15
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I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.
This Banana up MY ASS!
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Old 02-26-2004, 11:03 PM   #16
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nothing like a warm banana in the morning to get ya going!!!

Barry a gerballing man are ya, lol!! NICE. Now I know where those TO gerbil clubs got started!
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