You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

sexylady · 03-30-2005, 10:48 AM

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

1. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You're the employee of the month at the Espresso
4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
5. Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
6. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
7. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
8. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
9. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
10. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
11. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
12. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
13. You help your dog chase its tail.
14. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
15. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

BobbyR · 03-30-2005, 01:03 PM

I believe there is never enough coffee. :-)

sweet7 · 03-30-2005, 01:44 PM

More than one cup and lose my mind, I get all jittery and paranoid. help.

Panky · 03-30-2005, 02:40 PM

I live with a coffee addict. He calls coffee "Nectar from the God's". Whenever he says he's going to church, he's going to Tim Hortons.

Personally, I'm not a coffee drinker. I love the smell of it brewing, but can't stand the taste. I've tried the cream, the sugar, the milk, chocolate, all kinds of combinations and I've never acquired a taste for it.

SinSational · 03-30-2005, 08:35 PM

exactly why i don't put any caffeine in to my body

FeTiShLaDy · 03-31-2005, 07:56 AM

that's why i don't drink coffee that much..

Samurai Jack · 03-31-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by sweet7
More than one cup and lose my mind, I get all jittery and paranoid. help.

Sadly, I'm that way too. I love my java (coffee, not script) but too much caffeine makes me really paranoid and nervous. I do drink decaf, but it's not the same. Sigh... I guess I'm a glutton for punishment.

Gruntled · 03-31-2005, 11:40 AM

I'm a huge coffee fan, and so is my wife. There is no such thing as too much coffee.

I've been putting together a catalog-style site to sell coffee so I have an excuse to keep a stock of more varieties of coffee...