The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - means "I came, I saw, I conquered." 
Here are some modern, up-to-date versions: 
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping 
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Very Quickly 
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I Played Tennis 
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left 
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran As Far Away As Possible 
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Home And Rented The Video 
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up 
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank 
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much 
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home 
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted The New Frontier 
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I Created A Vacuum 
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, The Truth Is Out There 
Veni, Vidi, Va Va Voom -- I Came, I Saw, I Wore A Feather Boa 
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared 
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw; I Stuck Around 
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove 
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred 
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I Made A Horrible Screeching Noise 
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I Went To A Spielberg Film 
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran Over A Deer
